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DISCLAIMER: Contents may be hazardous to your health. Warning, the surgeon general has found that this web site may cause cancer. Keep out of reach of children. Hazards to humans and domestic animals: do not apply in or near freshwater streams, lakes or ponds. Electrical shock hazard: No user serviceable parts inside. Use only as directed, side affects include: Dizziness, epileptic seizures, dry skin, explosive diarrhea, ringing in the ears, brain hemorrhage, loss of limbs, cold feet, nausea and/or vomiting, athlete's foot, runny nose, uncontrolled laughter. For topical use only, if ingested, immediately perform 3 cartwheels, 10 sit-ups and follow with a glass of milk. Shake well before use. Contents under pressure. Do not puncture or incinerate. Do not expose to heat or store at temperatures above 120F. Avoid freezing. No CFC's. Lifetime Warranty: The manufacturer will repair or replace at our option any defective page found on this site, for as long as the goldfish is alive. Do not argue with a knife in your hand. Do not argue with the voices in your head. Do not run with scissors. Use Handrails. Only operators and freight handlers may ride in freight elevator. Kills household germs. For best results, Warranty void if opened. Offer not valid in AZ, VT, TX, CA, OH, NJ, WS, MI. Valid only in the state of unconsciousness